Jonathan Cho tells us about a high-five related sketch on "Saturday Night Live":

There was an old episode of SNL (not that old...around the Will Ferrell era, I think...) that featured a sketch with some great fives.

The host was Greg Kinnear and he plays a high five enthusiast. There was a flare gun five (one hand's a gun, the other's a flare...he shoots the flare and yells "hit it, hit it...") and there's even a condolence five ("my grandmother just died..." "really? ...hit it. just a small one.")

The sketch ends with a sarcastic five, and everyone leaves disappointed.